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25+ years in financial analysis. Every week: one stock, 500 words, one honest opinion.

SNDK

+4

SanDisk: Impressive Numbers, Not a Buy for Me

May 1, 2026

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2 min read

SanDisk: Impressive Numbers, Not a Buy for Me

The best-performing S&P 500 stock this year just posted blowout numbers. Here's why I'm watching from the sidelines.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

China

+4

JD.com: Why I Bought the Eastern Capital of Online Retail

Apr 22, 2026

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2 min read

JD.com: Why I Bought the Eastern Capital of Online Retail

Beijing, 1998. A tiny electronics shop. Today China's largest online retailer. The risks are real, but so is a compelling valuation. I couldn't help myself.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

HPQ

+4

HP: Falling Knife or Good Entry Point?

Apr 16, 2026

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2 min read

HP: Falling Knife or Good Entry Point?

PCs, printers, and a 20% OCF yield. Not sexy. But hard to ignore.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

Dividend Stocks

+4

ABM Industries: The Most Boring Stock I've Bought This Year

Apr 9, 2026

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4 min read

ABM Industries: The Most Boring Stock I've Bought This Year

ABM cleans offices, repairs air conditioning systems, and manages parking lots. Not exactly a headline-grabber. But the valuation is.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

SATS

+5

EchoStar: The Back Door to the SpaceX IPO

Apr 2, 2026

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5 min read

EchoStar: The Back Door to the SpaceX IPO

EchoStar was almost bankrupt. Today it is one of the few ways to position yourself ahead of the biggest IPO in history.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

Telehealth

+3

Hims & Hers: Good Business, Wrong Management

Mar 26, 2026

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4 min read

Hims & Hers: Good Business, Wrong Management

The stock shot up 80%. Two weeks later, a quarter of that is already gone.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

CyclicalStocks

+4

SK hynix: The Unknown King of the AI Era

Mar 25, 2026

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4 min read

SK hynix: The Unknown King of the AI Era

Up 500% in twelve months, and the stock is still cheap. That doesn't happen often.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

Dividend Stocks

+4

Agnico Eagle Mines: Gold Quality, Discount Price

Mar 24, 2026

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4 min read

Agnico Eagle Mines: Gold Quality, Discount Price

Agnico Eagle: 30% down, record reserves, zero net debt. This is what quality looks like on sale.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

Speculative

+6

Oracle: Bottoming Out or Bull Trap?

Mar 20, 2026

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4 min read

Oracle: Bottoming Out or Bull Trap?

Oracle: 60% down, $553bn in orders, one customer is 54% of it.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke

Dividend Stocks

+4

Hormel Foods: An Acquired Taste

Mar 19, 2026

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4 min read

Hormel Foods: An Acquired Taste

Hormel has never been a highflyer. Especially not in recent years. But that's exactly why I like the stock right now.

Thomas Behnke
Thomas Behnke


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